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April 1, 2022: We're excited to announce that Grokio is partnering with 23andMe and to provide genomic-based advice to get you to your weight-gain goals: We call it 423andMe.

Our Grokio Labs technicians analyze your DNA, look for signifiers that helped your ancestors pack on the pounds, then provide custom advice to optimize your gains (spoiler alert: it's mostly carbs and butter).

How does it work?

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First, we'll collect a drool sample from you. We suggest having someone wave a cheeseburger in front of your face until you start drooling like a butterball cartoon character--then capture some of that greasy drool in the trough we provide and mail your Drool Collection Kit into Grokio Labs.

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