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A Grokio Labs technician works on breakthrough technology that allows Grommr members to become so fat, they can break through walls like the Kool-Aid man.
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Finally, our Grokio Labs dieticians will construct the perfect scale-busting diet that will turn you into a chunked out, overstuffed pile of blubber. Whether your weight goal is 423 pounds or 4,230 pounds, we'll get you there. Thanks, science!
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